Top hats are important.

how to make your cute dog appear more distinguished and “learned”

Notes: 35 1/10/12 — 7:21am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwEYpR54 Filed under: #top hat #cutest #dog #ever

12/18/11 — 6:30pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwDRuLAL Filed under: #top hat

I was at an occupy wall street thing at the Bowery Hotel with her last week. I guess she’s up to snuff.

Notes: 8 12/16/11 — 8:20pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwDMI1Wh Filed under: #Daphne Guinness #top hat

(insert any man and I’m thrilled)

12/16/11 — 8:18pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwDMHomZ Filed under: #top hat #invisible man

Hello, past future ex husband

Notes: 13 12/16/11 — 8:18pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwDMHfGh Filed under: #top hat #butcher

Classy enough to make your eyeballs shoot crystal cut glasses of port.

12/16/11 — 8:16pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwDMHPIc Filed under: #top hat

I’m telling you, they’ll catch on. Again.

12/16/11 — 8:14pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwDMH0OP Filed under: #top hat #gorgeous

This is how it’s done.

Notes: 325 12/16/11 — 8:12pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwDMGm_S Filed under: #brigitte bardot #top hat #gorgeous

one of my good antique top hats has recently suffered an accident…

Notes: 11 11/18/11 — 5:29pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Zau8nwC5r6js Filed under: #top hat #rip #stabbing #victim